Having the Hump Scale
1. Ignorez vousing.
2. Sniffing (in an "I told you so" way).
3. Head tossing and fringe fiddling.
4. Cold shoulderosity work.
5. Midget gems all round, but not for you.
6. Pretendy deafnosity.
7. Walking on ahead.
8. The quarter humpty (evils).
9. The half humpty dumpty (evils and withdrawal of all snacks).
10. The full humpty dumpty (walking away with dignitosity at all times).
Movie is due out late 2008, Chums. Click HERE for previews and a Stiff Dylans video.
p.s. Please hit me if I ever become as irritating as Jas with my fringe.
p.p.s. The new book is titled Stop in the Name of Pants!!!
12 comments:
OMGaaaaaaa!!!!!
The boys are quite fit in this movie.
Am curious what Wet Lindsay will look like, and if the movie will go far enough to introduce D the L.
I have no idea what this post is about.
- BG
*eye roll*
Loser.
I still haven't finished that book...guess I better get on it before the movie comes out!
I'm with BG. I guess that makes me a loser too.
Alright, alright... I'll explain...
To "have the hump" is to be cheesed at someone. The abovementioned list are the levels of cheese, as set out by the Ace Gang (see below). Level one, for example, is ignorez vousing (to ignore someone). Level two is sniffing (as in to lift one's head into the air and sniff while making a pretentious I-don't-care-what-you-do face). Savvy?
All of this--to have a hump, the Ace Gang, etc.--is in reference to the Georgia Nicholson book series, which begins with "Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging." They are mucho funny, and I would recommend them to anyone (girls... not really a boy's schtick.)
i would much prefer to push a friend in a ditch whilst having the hump
ohhh and it is from the same director as bend it like beckham
Good call... FS? Pushing in the ditch should really be on the list. But I think only Gee does this to Jas. I don't think it's an everyday hump thing.
I have to admit, I pictured Gee prettier. I know she talks badly about herself, but I always assumed she was cuter...
I still have no idea what the f--- you are talking about.
- BG
Dummy.
Note: D the L has been cast, and Wet Lindsay looks perfect.
I also thought Gee would be prettier, but if, according to the vid, she has already hooked up with the actor playing Robbie, she must have the right personality.
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